We can’t wish nuclear waste away: we must choose one of three options for dealing with it. Nuclear vs Nuclear vs Nuclear.
Kin’yo, an officer of the second rank, had a brother called the High Priest Ryōgaku, an extremely bad-tempered man. Next to his monastery grew a large nettle-tree which occasioned the nickname people gave him, the Nettle-tree High Priest. “That name is outrageous,” said the high-priest, and cut down the tree. The stump still being left, people referred to him now as the Stump High Priest. More furious than ever, Ryōgaku had the stump dug up and thrown away, but this left a big ditch. People now called him the Ditch High Priest.
[Yoshida Kenkō, ‘Essays in Idleness’]